Yoink

An exclaimation used to express theft. The more obvious the better. Also usually followed by running.

Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away. I waas
thinking we could go for a bike ride.
Homer: But Marge, the barflies are expecting me. Larry, and Barney,
and that guy who calls me Bill.
Marge: But you look better, you don't sweat when you eat any more, and
look -- holds up a wad of cash you've saved more than a
hundred dollars. I found it in your pants.
Homer: snatches money Yoink!



see also http://www.snpp.com/guides/yoinks.html

by J. Marcson July 20, 2008

yoink

YoinK is a long neck giraffe on Newgrounds

OMG, I want to lick your neck YoinK

by j00r mom October 9, 2003

yoink

To steal, or grab something that does not belong to you. Made famous by the Simpsons

Excuse me?

Yeah

*when person is not looking*

yoink!

Aww damn! My phone is gone!

by DizzyLizzy November 15, 2006

yoink

To take rapidly.

Mark McGwire has used the word "yoink" on several occasions.

by Irish Lucas February 25, 2003

Yoink

To steal something small. Or to steal something quickly.

I yoinked the candy bar when the clerk wasn't looking.

by Samuel Throckmorton November 21, 2010

Yoink

to snatch away or to take. steal.

"Dude that hacker yoinked my internet access for 3 days!"

"I yoinked his red bull at the LAN party, it was hilarious."

by Edgar Allen Pwn June 24, 2008

yoink

said by a person (especially black) when stealing an item in front of the owner.

"Yoink my chicken now!" Tyrone said after gaining a free meal from Kevin.

by gandhi_dabs_on_brits March 18, 2018