I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

i would tackle that

A declaration that you find somebody very attractive and would engage in intercourse if he asked.

A variation of "I would tap that" based on Rugby.

Two girls talking:
"Take a look at that rugby player"
"I know right? I would tackle that"

by DaHood98 September 21, 2016

I would fuck a pikachu

People who have sexual attraction to Pokémon say this

P1: did you fin-
P2: I would fuck a pikachu

by I have sex with Pokémon December 23, 2019

I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

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Person 0: I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025