woof

An Aussie term for cocaine.

That schmoker has done too much woof!

by DMC40 July 11, 2008

woof

slang term for crook

the woof took money from the bank

by bullsfan239712 November 23, 2007

Gentlemen woof

To fart or expelling gas from ones butt

Jason did a gentlemen woof as he walked right past me

by Deadprez$ October 24, 2019

Warp and Woof

Noun. The underlying structure on which something is built; a base or foundation. This expression, used figuratively since the second half of the 1500s, alludes to the threads that run lengthwise (warp) and crosswise (woof) in a woven fabric.

"profound dislocations throughout the entire warp and woof of the American economy" (David A. Stockman).

by IAMDAOZ September 24, 2008

Woof

(v): To anger in a certain way, like to mock or dis. When someone suspects his friend is making fun of him, he must scream "ARE YOU WOOFING ME?!?" to said person.

Chris was woofing Collin all day by teasing him about the fact that his favorite basketball team lost in their game last weekend.

by Dakota Warren March 08, 2011

hairy woof

A vagina that has never been trimmed or just an overgrown messy mass of pubic hair.

I was going down on this eskimo bitch and when i pulled her undies off this HAIRY WOOF popped out! I felt like moses parting the red sea to find her pussy lips.

I was drunk when I met this girl and when we got naked she had a HAIRY WOOF that looked like buckwheat in a leglock!!

by choochie December 12, 2007

Woofing-cough

Definition:
Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...

What's it called when a dog farts in your mouth?

While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough

by DLPrincess April 13, 2018