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Wonton

a wonton dummy
wonton with a wonton becomes a wonton
by nimzowitsch August 18, 2023
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sucki sucki wonton

When an Asian lady is a fucking sex addict and want to fuck you. Then she goes over to you and asks if you want a blowjob where you cum all over her slanted eyes.
*asian lady* “do you want some sucki sucki wonton, you give me 20 doras”
by Jtbballin May 16, 2018
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wonton cruelty

When you buy a boatload of Chinese food and don't let your friends have any.
Even though I was really hungry and you had five pounds of Chinese food, you wouldn't give me any. That's wonton cruelty!
by Chunks the Dog December 20, 2022
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Wonton

When you walk into a bathroom stall, and there's something lurking in the toilet... Generally leftovers, from those who don't flush
Guy 1: Ew. Wtf is that?
Guy 2: yeah dude, it's goin all Wonton up in there, musta been McDs
by I is ApPLe May 20, 2016
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wonton fest

a party of only Asians (or at least 80% Asians), where there is a substantial abundance of people who most likely eat wonton.
Lee: You coming to my party?
Bill: Is it going to be another wonton fest?
Lee: Fuck you
by justforlogins5 October 16, 2015
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