Skip to main content

sucki sucki wonton

When an Asian lady is a fucking sex addict and want to fuck you. Then she goes over to you and asks if you want a blowjob where you cum all over her slanted eyes.
*asian lady* “do you want some sucki sucki wonton, you give me 20 doras”
by Jtbballin May 16, 2018
mugGet the sucki sucki wontonmug.

the Arabian wonton

the Arabian wonton is when you blindfold a rooster and bang it while your doing your yearly taxes without your wife knowing. It only counts if the rooster has a heat attack and you get divorced, then live a sad life.

if it is not an Arabian rooster it does not count!
hey chad! you hear Jack did the Arabian wonton last Tuesday?

yes of course, they got divorced on Thursday last I heard.
his wife is pissed and the rooster is dead.
by licktard January 18, 2023
mugGet the the Arabian wontonmug.

wonton cruelty

When you buy a boatload of Chinese food and don't let your friends have any.
Even though I was really hungry and you had five pounds of Chinese food, you wouldn't give me any. That's wonton cruelty!
by Chunks the Dog December 20, 2022
mugGet the wonton crueltymug.

Wonton

when one busts a nut on a toe(s)
BRO! BILLY JUST WONTONED ON BECCAS TOES!
by BILLYWONTON May 18, 2018
mugGet the Wontonmug.

Wonton

a wonton dummy
wonton with a wonton becomes a wonton
by nimzowitsch August 18, 2023
mugGet the Wontonmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email