Winnipeg Check 

The act of carefully scanning any public seating area in Winnipeg for danger.

“Dude, did you hear about Marvin? He was stabbed to death with a spoon by a deranged vagrant.”

“Anytime you go to Portage Place, you’ve got to do a Winnipeg Check.”

Winnipeg Check by Mr. Sanchez, Esquire August 12, 2021

winnipeg champaign 

A cocktail consisting of Canadian Rye ans 7-up.

"Terry doesn't like beer anymore; try offering a Winnipeg Champaign"

winnipeg champaign by Peter Zzyzzy September 1, 2021

Winnipeg Credit Check 

A hockey player swipes the toe of their stick between their opponents butt cheeks and across the butthole, in the fashion of swiping a credit card.

Ohhhh! Weston just gave Grady a Winnipeg Credit Check.

Winnipeg Credit Check by Drunken ‘Sconi January 24, 2022

Winnipeg Cheesecake 

When you shove someone's face into the slush on the road.

I was drunk outside a bar in January when some guy tried to give me a Winnipeg handshake, so I knocked him down and gave him a Winnipeg Cheesecake.

Winnipeg Cheesecake by Beerstein_cock February 1, 2022

Winnipeg TrailMix 

The Winnipeg TrailMix is a TrailMix that is 95-99% chocolate candy M&M's with 1%-5% Skittles. it was first spoken about by Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura on 2/21/2023 popular podcast 2 Bears 1 Cave

Wait, Bert, you eat Winnipeg TrailMix on the road? - Tom Segura 2 bears one cave 2/21/2023

Winnipeg TrailMix by Penguins Suck February 28, 2023

Winnipegging 

1. Pegging with a cold dildo

2. Knifing someone in the asshole

"My ass hurts"
-Winnipegging victim

Winnipegging by hadrosore March 11, 2024

Winnipeg

The world capital of sorrow.

Its winter all year round, the cops are 'tarded and they have a shitty NHL team.

person 1: "I gotta go to Winnipeg to run some errands"
person 2: "Why Winnipeg? The only notable thing there is Venetian Snares"

Winnipeg by bottleofsmoke March 21, 2026