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bulgarian windshield wipers

When you nut all over your girlfriends glasses, then take your dick and wipe it off in the motion of a windshield wiper 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
My boyfriend asked me if I wanted my glasses clean, he then asked if I wanted Bulgarian windshield wipers, not knowing what it was, I said yes! Next thing I know he blows his load all over my glasses and wipes them with his sick!
by Nut blaster February 2, 2017
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squeeky windshield

After having sex with a woman with glasses you rub your dick back and forth on her glasses to clean up.
I didnt have a towel to clean up so I gave her a squeeky windshield.
by krisco5150 June 10, 2009
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Sandblasted Windshield

When providing oral sex to your female partner. She will let out a large fart spraying fecal matter into your eyeballs.
When tounging my girlfriend from behind. She gave me a sandblasted windshield.
by Skauterino December 17, 2019
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Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick
by R.L Stien August 12, 2024
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Wisconsin Windshield

A sexual move when someone lets out a loud chainsaw fart and fills their partners mouth with a colon load of that backdoor black anaconda butt chili.
I ate a big bitches ass named Sharon rockin’ an eyebrow ring, Green Bay Packers jersey, and mixed baby footprint thigh tattoo that I picked up drunk behind the black anaconda water slide at Noah’s Ark water park in the Wisconsin Dells. And that bitch let out a loud chainsaw fart and filled my mouth up with a colon load of that backdoor black anaconda butt chili. That bitch gave me the Wisconsin Windshield and it was one of the most romantic experiences of my entire life.
by Apprenrice October 5, 2023
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Chicago Windshield Wiper

The Chicago Windshield Wiper is a multi step process that involves cumming on a womans stomach and proceeding to wipe it over her body, as if wiping dirt off of a windshield. You then let the cum dry then scrape it off and serve it on ice cream, preferably vanilla.
I’m so hot, do you have any ice cream in your freezer? Yeah my wife and I did the Chicago Windshield Wiper just last night so we have some fresh ice cream.
by Miguel Myers March 11, 2026
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Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage

"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"
After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!
by QuacksO July 31, 2018
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