bucket washer

guy with a shit job who tries to pick up chicks aka zach

zach tried to pick up some chicks but the only pesponse he got was FUCK YOU BUCKET WASHER!!!

by U would like to kno May 28, 2006

Emo death-wishers

1./ These people need to get a life, just because a sub-culture which exists doesn't mean you need to put it down.

2./ People who do this are commonly known as neds or just emo haters and these people have no appreciation for music or individuality.

3./ Not every emo cuts so you need to go and try to think of a better basis on which to judge this sub-culture

4./ When these jack-offs insult emo's they cannot think of something worth saying and they say shit like "Fuck off you fucking emo" These people need some originality.

5./ And two more things

- </3

- XxX

These symbols are for heartbreak and love, get over yourselves and try not to almost implode when you see them with emo deathness.

XxX- The End -XxX

"Oh my god!We are emo death-wishers!! Look at the state of you, your eyes are black and you have converse shoes! *gasps* You are such a fucking emo and you should die for it! You are not normal! *implodes*

by Iain Cameron December 9, 2008

Pressure washer

The pressure washer is when you blow a load on a girls face and then quickly after you begin to pee on her face to clean it off.

Tom blows a load on Jill's face, then Tom pees on Jill's face. Jill then thanks Tom for a "Pressure Washer".

by Brett Pronovost December 28, 2007

Washerator

a word used by goons that refers to dishwasher

imma put these plates in the washerator!

by goon_ June 15, 2009

Washeruping

The art of showering and washing up at the same time. There is no need for washing up liquid, you just use your tongue. Known to be minimalistic for people who want to save their precious time.

Bob: "Yo why is Brian in the shower with a bunch of dirty plates?"
Lilly: "His washeruping!"
Bob: "Phew! I thought he was trying to re-enact american pie by rubbing his cock on the dirty plate."

by Paleo Chase September 12, 2011

Washernator

~n~ 1. Someone who goes to the bathroom, urinates, and then leaves without washing their hands

" Did you just see that guy leave the bathroom? He's the washernator in the office grossing everyone out!!!"

by The Kitanator January 17, 2012

Washer piss

When an unsnipped male has finished masturbating goes to the bathroom, pinches his foreskin closed and releases his "Golden shower." This fills up the penis with urine and washes all of his semen out of his penis.

Person 1: That was a good fap.
Person 2: Did you shower after?
Person 1: Of course not.
Person 2: That's gross dude.
Person 1: Relax, i took a Washer Piss after
Person 2: Ohhh!

by Gabe NewBell December 12, 2013