DONT WATCH IT. IT IS 112 dB (good thing I had my headphones)
SERIOUSLY DONT WATCH YOU MIGHT GO DEAF OR AT LEAST SET YOUR VOLUME TO VERY LOW
SERIOUSLY DONT WATCH YOU MIGHT GO DEAF OR AT LEAST SET YOUR VOLUME TO VERY LOW
by idkwhatnametoputhere July 15, 2023

Joe: hey dude, why is your TV so loud?
Mark: It's only blaring at commercial volume because it's on commercials.
Mark: It's only blaring at commercial volume because it's on commercials.
by Jo3 Chikken January 4, 2011

Very relaxing/chill environment. Usually pertains to music, especially with Jazz and Funk genres, but can also be used to describe one's surroundings.
The band, Vulfpeck, often plays low volume funk.
Friend: How was your day today?
You: It was fine. Not much is happening, so it's just been a pretty low volume day.
Friend: How was your day today?
You: It was fine. Not much is happening, so it's just been a pretty low volume day.
by Ripple_the_boi May 9, 2021

by Hersurmount May 19, 2022

They don't all need to be great the sheer volume is what makes it undeniably good. ALL of you are doing it.... A LOT. Objectively brilliant.
Hym "It's the volume of it, you know? You're ALL doing it all the time. AND my reach is being stifled. It's like I'm a retard in a group home and YOU don't want me to have the reach I might otherwise have should you not intervene. Ooooookkkkk. Ok. Is there some kind of boundary I'm crossing here!? OK. Ooooohhhh no. I get it. YOU'RE WRONG TO TRY AND STOP ME. That's the takeaway. You should be minding your own business right now. Don't worry about how much reach I have. Do worry about who I'm interacting with. It's none of your business... You don't have a right to stop me."
by Hym Iam January 18, 2023

If a merchant has a "volume discount" policy whereby he will "match decibels with discounts" --- i.e., if your vocal-level is 25 dB when you ask for a cheaper price, you get 25% off; raising your voice to 30 dB gains you 30% off, etc. --- then da key would be to actually haul in a moderately-powerful PA system wif huge boomy loudspeakers --- or show up wif several of your buddies speaking through high-wattage megaphones --- and really B-L-A-S-T your price-easement request at a HUNDRED decibels... not only might you indeed obtain said products at no charge, but da shop-owner might simply be more than happy to give you da merchandise for free just to get you and your deafeningly-noisy equipment or bullhorn-toting retinue outta his joint!! :P
by QuacksO March 15, 2023

by ginner the wild one August 18, 2021
