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Get the Vietnamese handshake mug.Form of foreplay when green army men are inserted into vagina, then the girl stands up and marches around the room as the army men are parachuting out.
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Get the Vietnamese Jungle Drop mug.A girl who is born in Vietnamese ethnicity. Vietnamese girls are typically smart and beautiful and family oriented. Vietnamese girls are not gold -digger , compared to others in Asia countries like Korea or China. Vietnamese girls like to cook for their man.
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Get the Vietnamese Girl mug.When two asian men, who look kinda vietnamese, get really really drunk and fight with their penises as if they were broad swords.
"How and Chin had an awesome vietnamese sword fight last night at the party."
"But chinese people have tiny penises."
"But chinese people have tiny penises."
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Get the Vietnamese Sword Fight mug.A theory that many Non-Vietnamese and Vietnamese people adapted to why alot of Vietnamese people are
considered so "hot headed" and violent and often in gangs as youths whether living in a poverty area are not.
The Violence Vietnamese Theory states that
since Vietnam itself, way back, had been in many devastating wars over and over for centuries. The surviving soldiers; who many times are young 13-18 year old guys, were often the more hot headed aggresive, but at the same time skilled, comes home and reproduce.
Through their blood and genetics is passed to their children, and their children grew up and war again, and those who survives with skills and aggresiveness, comes home and reproduce.
This cycle leads on for for up to 11 centures of war and destruction, which ultimatly leads to the Vietnamese of today.
It is important to notice, not everyone is the same. Most Vietnamese are friendly and heart warming if you are friendly towards them.
considered so "hot headed" and violent and often in gangs as youths whether living in a poverty area are not.
The Violence Vietnamese Theory states that
since Vietnam itself, way back, had been in many devastating wars over and over for centuries. The surviving soldiers; who many times are young 13-18 year old guys, were often the more hot headed aggresive, but at the same time skilled, comes home and reproduce.
Through their blood and genetics is passed to their children, and their children grew up and war again, and those who survives with skills and aggresiveness, comes home and reproduce.
This cycle leads on for for up to 11 centures of war and destruction, which ultimatly leads to the Vietnamese of today.
It is important to notice, not everyone is the same. Most Vietnamese are friendly and heart warming if you are friendly towards them.
It does not matter where you go- Vietnam, California, Texas, Boston. Though, everything else changes, the surrounding environment, other people, the laws, their outfits, their technology. One thing will always remain the same....
Kid A: Yo, why do Vietnamese people get mad so easily and jump people over crap, I use to thought they were just another version of Chinese and koreans who are smart, but afraid to do anything else.
Kid B: You joking? you never heard of the Vietnamese Violence Theory? They are fucking violent in harsh times.
Do not get me wrong though, lol many Vietnamese are also smart. Remember Brains will beat Brute skills, but it takes Brains and Brute skills to survive in Vietnam during that era.
Kid A: Yo, why do Vietnamese people get mad so easily and jump people over crap, I use to thought they were just another version of Chinese and koreans who are smart, but afraid to do anything else.
Kid B: You joking? you never heard of the Vietnamese Violence Theory? They are fucking violent in harsh times.
Do not get me wrong though, lol many Vietnamese are also smart. Remember Brains will beat Brute skills, but it takes Brains and Brute skills to survive in Vietnam during that era.
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Get the vietnamese sack wackage mug.The sexual version of Russian Roulette:
There are six Vietnamese masseuses. Five female, one male.
The contestant is blindfolded and jerked off by one of the six. There is a 1 in 6 chance that the bloke will jerk him off. However, he wont know if its a male or female until after he cums and takes off his blindfold.
Find out you've just cummed to a guy jerking you off it like getting a bullet in your head.
There are six Vietnamese masseuses. Five female, one male.
The contestant is blindfolded and jerked off by one of the six. There is a 1 in 6 chance that the bloke will jerk him off. However, he wont know if its a male or female until after he cums and takes off his blindfold.
Find out you've just cummed to a guy jerking you off it like getting a bullet in your head.
When we played Vietnamese Roulette, the six masseuses stood around the massage table like a six-gun with one round in one chamber. (one male, fives females). They walked around like musical chairs until the contestant said stop. The person standing in front of him got the duty of jerking him off.
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