"Those vans are decked out with 22" rims and doggie tails"
"Vans are wider than the smile on my face when I laugh at people who wear them"
"Vans are wider than the smile on my face when I laugh at people who wear them"
by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004
He is the most coolest person ever! He is so awesome and boss. When people mention the word 'VAN' it remind them of someone who is so septic and unique with his words. Van is a LIVING LEGEND and the best wrestler. EVEN BETTER than the RKO!!!!! Who ever reads this, you are blessed your whole life. Take your time and worship VAN. Did I mention he is HANDSOMe!!!!
Wow he is a Van
by Hhssssoowaoaa June 05, 2015
Vans are an uncomfortable shoe. It had its own meme for awhile, that was screamed by 6th graders across the country. Sadly Vans only claim to fame. It is an uncomfortable cloth shoe that no one has socks or time for. companies has gone as far to make off brand "Vans" of their companies. Lets be honest they did a better, cheaper shoe than Vans. "Good" Vans can be up to 30-50$!
by A00 March 06, 2017
Vans are "skateshoes" people wear that aren't really used for skating. They are shoes for "popular" boys and girls and if you don't wear them you aren't popular according to the basic bitches and jerks of popular groups.
by typicaltomboy July 09, 2014
Yeo Vans R HORRILBE shoes dat real niggaz dnt wear...the pack is made up of 4 wanna b keblirs that need 2 get outtah hurr cuz dey r makin a bad name 4 blacks HAHAHAHA but yea vans r MOOKED!!!!!!
get @ Me if u wanna hate off D COLDEST
get @ Me if u wanna hate off D COLDEST
me-Wat R THOSE
skater fag-VANS
me-fuck outta here wit dem van jons
me-i rock dem Air jays b get outta here b4 i beat yo ass up b
skater fag-ok fine
skater fag-VANS
me-fuck outta here wit dem van jons
me-i rock dem Air jays b get outta here b4 i beat yo ass up b
skater fag-ok fine
by DaCOLDEST187 October 06, 2006
The Cleanest, Most Icey Shoe Out there. Skater shoes, What real Nigguhs wear. Est. 1996 The original old school skater shoes and popular among bboyers. Thick soles, checkered, All diff. colors like rainbows.
by BBoySwagg July 27, 2009
An abbreviation for "Virgin Ass Nigga."
Area of Origin: Jefferson Park, Chicago, IL
There are many insults, both new and old, that can be utilized to very damaging affects. The lowest one, however, is the term "Van." Being a van is worse than being a hipster or fag, because the term pretty much defines your current sexual experience, that is, none.
A van is someone who sees a large Slurpee sliding down the dashboard of a car and does absolutely nothing to stop it. A van is someone who never listened to the amazing Kool G. Rap CD that he had lying around his house for years. A van is someone who snitches after they dared you to use spitballs during lunch. A van is someone who asks for a bag after only purchasing salad dressing.
History is well-known for having vans. Van Legends, to be more specific. Henry Hill ratted out his entire outfit after Paul Cicero told him not to get involved with drugs. Van.
"To Catch A Predator" featured a bunch of vans who wanted to have sex with under-aged girls. Complete vans.
Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear because he couldn't take being a van.
Tony: I still haven't seen "Kill Bill."
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
Area of Origin: Jefferson Park, Chicago, IL
There are many insults, both new and old, that can be utilized to very damaging affects. The lowest one, however, is the term "Van." Being a van is worse than being a hipster or fag, because the term pretty much defines your current sexual experience, that is, none.
A van is someone who sees a large Slurpee sliding down the dashboard of a car and does absolutely nothing to stop it. A van is someone who never listened to the amazing Kool G. Rap CD that he had lying around his house for years. A van is someone who snitches after they dared you to use spitballs during lunch. A van is someone who asks for a bag after only purchasing salad dressing.
History is well-known for having vans. Van Legends, to be more specific. Henry Hill ratted out his entire outfit after Paul Cicero told him not to get involved with drugs. Van.
"To Catch A Predator" featured a bunch of vans who wanted to have sex with under-aged girls. Complete vans.
Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear because he couldn't take being a van.
Tony: I still haven't seen "Kill Bill."
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
Tony: I still haven't seen "Kill Bill."
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
by Snkrfnd December 15, 2016