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Valorant

Valorant is so cringe
by Flam_3347 November 2, 2025
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A tactical first-person shooter developed by Riot Games is 2020. Lots of sweats and smurfs, after Fortnite kids realized there was a new game for them to sweat at.
Person 1: Dude, there are so many smurfs in valorant.
Person 2: arent you a smurf?
Person 3: wait, what's your Riot ID?
Person 1: kindasus420#6969
Person 3: SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE SHIT IVE FACED IN 3 MATCHES NOW. CMERE BOI.

*fight starts*
by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022
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VALORANT

the game we all love but at the same time hate but when you want to stop with the game you think by yourself i give to mutch fucking money to this game
kid1: he jim you come valorant
kid2: nah am not sexist racist and zesty
by electric_spectrum February 13, 2023
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stolen valor

When you're wearing college perch that's not yours. Like some kind of poser. You are practising stolen valor.
Hey, did you see that gremlin wearing the Harvard sweater with the Yale hat and Princeton shades? Buddy's also wearing a stanford belt. What a moron practising stolen valor.
by anonymous October 9, 2023
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Valorant

by Hehaboi November 14, 2021
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Valorant

Valorant is game you play when your parents divorce, or when you get the covid vaccine and explain how you're too tired to go outside and see the light.
person 1: wanna play some valorant?
person 2: no thanks I'm not degenerate
by blackout927 October 18, 2021
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Valor, vaLor, valoR

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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