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Valentin

a tall, handsome, consumer of food who never gains weight, no matter how much he eats.
wow that guy just ate 3 pizzas, how's he so thin? oh right, he's a valentin.
by urbanman123 September 8, 2011
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Dirty Valentine

A nickname for a any player or a guy with a huge dick
Oh! Man. That guy is such a dirty Valentine?!
by Anna Wintorr June 11, 2020
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german valentine

when on valentine's day a love is given what seems like a box of chocolates but instead of chocolate it is filled with frozen turds.
"I gave Sandy a German valentine"

"Did it have nuts?"
by lazzar February 14, 2009
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St Valentine's Day Massacre

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.
by Sexydimma March 3, 2015
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valentines day

the worst day of the year i mean like we really need another day of the year to make us feel bad cause were single thank you effin hallmark
person 1:ohhhh im so happy its valentines day

person 2:why this is the worst day of the year

person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!
by join the teenage army March 12, 2008
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Valentine's Day Legs

1. When women take extra care and time to make sure their legs are silky smooth. Usually done for special events/days such as valentines day. Usually done when they are expected to be felt in an intimate fashion by another person.
BJ: I knew I was in last night, she had Valentine's Day Legs.
Lew: Whoa, sweet. What happened?
BJ: I don't need to go into details, but lets just say 'touchdown'
Lew: High fives all around then!

Heather: How was your date with BJ last night?
Lissa: I had Valentine's day legs, what do you think happened?
Heather: On the first date! High fives all around then!
by swtlew February 14, 2006
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valentine's day

1. Celebration of spring fertility (spring is only really happening around the same latitude as Southern Italy, where this holiday was technically invented, but whatever) as celebrated by the Romans. Later overlapped with the feast of St. Valentine, and was accordingly Christianized in a way that made little to no sense (assuming that St. Valentine was not the patron Saint of getting it on).

2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.
1. Let's all celebrate the emerging sexual urges of animals in church. Thank you Valentine's Day!

2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.
by asdf.what January 28, 2004
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