N x Uzi

the most disgusting ship i’ve ever seen in my life. most likely a proship too.

“N x Uzi (commonly known as Nuzi) is a disgusting ship and shouldn’t exist.”

by totallynotashh May 30, 2023

Lil Uzi Vert

A rapper that sold his soul so he can be famous and rich he worships the devil and when he turns 27 he will die because he is in the 27 club.

Lil Uzi Vert ''At age 27 i will leave this earth for this man right here''

by Antonio R December 10, 2020

lil uzi vert profile picture

known for having the worst takes on hht

“hey this person just said earl sucks”
“what’s his profile picture?”
“lil uzi vert”
“oh lil uzi vert profile pictures do awful takes”

by rusty_mp3 August 13, 2020

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

Christmas Uzi

When you use a sawzall with a dildo head to insert into a vagina for pleasure at 3,000 strokes per minute.

Before I returned my sawzall I gave her a Christmas Uzi.

by Ceilinyoass November 17, 2020

uzi

A shorter term for the rapper “Lil Uzi Vert”

You heard uzi on that song, shit was fire.

by case a bitch August 25, 2021

Uzi

Uzi, or "Uzi Doorman" if you want to waste more of my precious text; is a character from a YouTube series made by the cooperation of GLITCH Productions and Liam Vickers Animation.

Uzi is an angsty robot teen who you can't out-edge. Not that she'd care what you think, or anything...

"Uzi, just because your railgun is green like the watermelons, it doesn't mean that it solves the word problem"

"Uzi? I thought you.."

"Oh no, Uzi is about to kill me. And so is the writer of this definition if I keep tal-"

by Dalek Saan May 15, 2023