Twonk

A twonk is a twink who is also a wonk. They love policy and tiny underwear. A common stereotype about twonks is that they're all just a bunch of Ezra Klein looking motherfuckers grinding around in thongs listening to social security reports.

Gary is such a twonk! He's always grinding around in tiny underwear listening to social security reports.

by honkytwonk July 1, 2018

Twonk

A person who does idiotic things

I can’t believe you’ve done that again you twonk

by Tomfoolery11 May 10, 2022

Twonk

A very very silly person. An idiot, twat or dumb person

They very commonly are known to smell very potently of dog shit.

Ugh stay away from Louis... he's such a twonk
Oh Isabelle... the twonk

by aimeeday October 11, 2022

Twonk

A twonk is a fat dwarf that has no dad and suck his/her mums dry minge

For example. Graydon couldn't find his dad, he's such a twonk

by Smart man Samuel December 8, 2021

Twonk

Twinky Gronk

Luke is a retarded Twonk

by SpedWed December 28, 2021

Twonk

A twink, long past their expiry date.

Oh jesus Mary n jofiss. Thon gemini is such a twonk.

by Geniminemi May 15, 2022

Twonk

A twink who eats ass

“Lmao ur a twonk”
“Ok”

by Blueshiver April 13, 2022