by Jack Auf April 02, 2005
by moonsorrows August 18, 2009
A theif of fecal matter.The illusive turd-burglar lerks in the shadows of public events such as fireworks displays or sports events where the presence of the common porta-potty in wait of a suitable poo to be soldon the brown market. This is sometimes exported to japan for use in domestic japscat otherwise known as japscat domestic market JDM.
Usually the guywearing an orange but ussually brown coloured jumpsuit disguised as a porta potty attendantor arse wiper.
This is the Turd-burglar.
This is the Turd-burglar.
by nspsychlist March 31, 2009
to tie someone up to a pole take all their clothes off and then stick your hand/arm up their nutthole pull ot the poop
then your form it into the shape of a turd...your choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay
then your form it into the shape of a turd...your choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay
by i'll fucking kill you December 04, 2006
by Ben Gordon February 03, 2006
a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.
by turd burglar May 12, 2004
A thief that prowls the night looking for its next victims turd to take home to his or her fellow loved turglars, they do not care if it is a man, woman, child or armadillo their turd will be taken.
The turd burglar has struck again
by Turglar December 06, 2020