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Cum Trumpster

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1. Those who use falsehoods in order to take advantage of weakminded people for their own personal gain.

2. Those who cause drama in pursuit of being in denial of the obvious.
This Cum Trumpster tried to convince my grandparents that buying a timeshare in Arizona is a good idea.

I can't believe all those Cum Trumpsters think the Coronavirus is a hox.
by mitch mcconnell April 2, 2020
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Trumpster Fire

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What happens when rabid racist rant fuels shitstorm of word salad
That speech smells like Trumpster Fire!
by Gilbeygirl June 8, 2016
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ass trumpeter

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Experienced jazzmusicians that also could scat singing while ass trumpeting, this art of music expression was invented by pig-flatulence-singers(that also founded rusty gillespie) in the 1920s when jazz had it's raw form.

Jazzsingers often pushed a trumpet in their ass and started to fart while helping it by the scat-singing or even double trumpeting(from ass to mouth), the most famous ass trumpeter was DIZZY GILLESPIE who invented all kinds of gillespie-singing (mouth to pig ass, pig ass trumpeting, rusty gillespieing pig ass...), he often had several trumpetes by self and trumpeted in broadway.

The successor of dizzy gillespie was Scatman who is now the most famous rusty gillespie singer in the world, scatman mastered ass trumpeting in the 50s while having an accidental sexual event with a pig(olympigs 1950 in tokyo).
Scatman mastered his scat singing and ass trumpeting from the first to the last pig in his career of a pig championist and ass trumpeter
by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods September 2, 2010
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Trumpster Fire

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What happens when rabid racist rant fuels shitstorm of word salad
That speech smells like Trumpster Fire!
by Gilbeygirl June 8, 2016
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trumptegrity

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When the rules only apply when they help you. See also "Do As I Say, Not As I Do"
During the 2020 election count Trump wanted to keep counting where he was behind and stop the count where he was ahead. That's some real TrumpTegrity right there!
by Prof. Ass Master November 6, 2020
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trumpette

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Any girl who gets drunk and sends pictures of her (big) boobs to random guys on the internets.
Omg, did you see the pics that trumpette sent that guy?
by roy o February 16, 2009
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Trumpester

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Dude , dont be faggot ,dont be a trumpester
by Farinf6 November 4, 2016
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