tiger

A big orange and black striped liony thing with sharp claws and rather a nasty bite. They don't usually eat men but that's only because they don't usually get the chance. Obviously, if you live near a tiger it may consider eating you. Basically, what I am saying is - the further away you live from a tiger, the less chance you have of getting eaten by one. I live in Selhurst in South London and NOBODY here has been eaten by a tiger since 1922 and I'm not even sure that it was a real tiger then (although I suppose if it ate someone it must have been a large carnivore so it may as well have been a tiger as anything else). Perhaps it was some sort of mock-tiger. Or maybe a stripey bear or something. I don't know, I wasn't even born then and you know what old people are like... The whole thing is probably a tissue of lies from start to finish. Anyway, thats sort of what a tiger is. So thats cleared that up then. Actually, I don't know why I bothered. I've never met a single person who didn't have some idea of what a tiger was so it seems a bit pointless describing one. I don't really think that the purpose of urban dictionary is to define the bleeding obvious. It really seems to be a forum for 'street' types to say things like "Yo!" and "Your mutherfucking sister's a ho!" and "Janice is such a slut" etc. Even such people as this probably know what a tiger is.

" I say George, your hand looks sore."
" Yeah, a tiger bit me. It's true, honest, go on, hit me in the stomach!"

or

"Mary, you'll never get anywhere in life by just lying around without a head, you know."
"Gurgle gurgle gurgle"
(Translation: "This is true mother, but as a tiger has bitten off my head and eaten it, I'm afraid I have no choice. In fact, that is the very reason why I'm finding it a little difficult to communicate with you at the moment and so I shall stop forthwith. Goodbye for ever")

by Bob Sometimes April 29, 2005

Tiger Wood

An unquenchable thirst for sex. The person experiencing Tiger Wood feels invincible and will do whatever they please to whomever.

That guy has so many different chicks all the time he must have Tiger Wood.

by D O Double R December 28, 2009

Tigerprawls

The Milk of a Tiger. It is a common word used in scrabble as it yields many points.

I think tigerprawls tastes good.

by David900 January 6, 2009

Tiger King

A Gay man who seduces multiple straight men into poly-amorous marriage.

Did you hear Jeff just got married to both Logan and Ethan? He is officially a Tiger King now.

by Pandemic Dubya April 16, 2020

Tiger Woops

You might have pulled a Tiger Woops if:

You sleep with a bunch of people other than your wife and everyone finds out about it.

You're playing 18 holes a day, but not on the golf course.

Hundreds of people or more look up to you and suddenly your dirty deeds are brought to light, and parents have to explain to their children that what they see you doing is completely unacceptable.

"Dang, my drop-dead gorgeous wife found out I was cheating on her and beat me with my own golf club. I tried using drugs to take away the pain and I crashed my car. THEN the news stations found out about it and drug my name through the mud."

"Sounds like you've pulled a classic Tiger Woops there...you might want to consider paying your wife millions of dollars so she won't divorce you for being an absolute fool."

by 23e764 December 4, 2009

Tiger status

When some one has more women than they can handle. Cheats on thier girlfriend/wife for more than one women

"that guy has total tiger status"
"man I feel bad for rebecca her boy friend is tiger status

by sweatyandready May 2, 2010

tiger-mouse

A small-sized person or child with big-sized courage, heart and a bit scrappy. Loyal, he or she will stand up for his/her friends. Wlling to scrap with much larger opponents.

My five year-old picked a fight with the twleve-year old next door -- what a tiger-mouse!

by Jasper Ferg March 19, 2011