In football, a perfect hat-trick is when a player scores 3 times in a game, one with his left foot, one with his right food and one with his head. Sexually speaking, the perfect hat-trick is when an individual scores 3 times in a session; blow job, vaginal sex and anal sex, in that order.
- Barry, did you blag that bird last night?
- Yeah, went back to hers
- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?
- Nah, she wouldn't do anal
- Yeah, went back to hers
- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?
- Nah, she wouldn't do anal
by Paul Bird January 21, 2011
Also known as a vato trifecta, a cholo hat-trick consists of spraying graffiti, getting drunk and masturbating all in the same day at the same place.
Cholo hat-tricks usually occur at a cholo's place of employment which is most commonly a restaurant.
Cholo hat-tricks usually occur at a cholo's place of employment which is most commonly a restaurant.
by Dognutts November 20, 2007
Guy 1: "Dude, what is that mess all over the couch?"
Guy 2: "Oh, probably the remains of another one of Dan's Norwegian hat tricks. Always happens to him unexpectedly when he is watching Rachel Ray."
Guy 2: "Oh, probably the remains of another one of Dan's Norwegian hat tricks. Always happens to him unexpectedly when he is watching Rachel Ray."
by Abeslinger January 04, 2011
When a single hockey player has three fights in a single game. Similar to a hat trick in which a player has three goals, or a Gordie Howe hat trick when a player has a goal, and assist, and a fight. Named after the Hanson brothers from the movie Slapshot.
Person 1: Did you see that game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't Jody Shelley fight Bob Probert three times??
Person 1: Yup. Hanson hat trick.
Person 2: Yeah, didn't Jody Shelley fight Bob Probert three times??
Person 1: Yup. Hanson hat trick.
by why did we trade shelley? February 14, 2010
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