perfect hat-trick

In football, a perfect hat-trick is when a player scores 3 times in a game, one with his left foot, one with his right food and one with his head. Sexually speaking, the perfect hat-trick is when an individual scores 3 times in a session; blow job, vaginal sex and anal sex, in that order.

- Barry, did you blag that bird last night?

- Yeah, went back to hers

- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?

- Nah, she wouldn't do anal

by Paul Bird January 22, 2011

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cholo hat-trick

Also known as a vato trifecta, a cholo hat-trick consists of spraying graffiti, getting drunk and masturbating all in the same day at the same place.

Cholo hat-tricks usually occur at a cholo's place of employment which is most commonly a restaurant.

After a rough day of bussing tables, Hector decided to let off some steam with a cholo hat-trick.

by Dognutts December 21, 2007

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Hanson Hat Trick

When a single hockey player has three fights in a single game. Similar to a hat trick in which a player has three goals, or a Gordie Howe hat trick when a player has a goal, and assist, and a fight. Named after the Hanson brothers from the movie Slapshot.

Person 1: Did you see that game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't Jody Shelley fight Bob Probert three times??
Person 1: Yup. Hanson hat trick.

by why did we trade shelley? February 13, 2010

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Norwegian Hat Trick

The act of shitting, pissing, and cumming all at the same time.

Guy 1: "Dude, what is that mess all over the couch?"

Guy 2: "Oh, probably the remains of another one of Dan's Norwegian hat tricks. Always happens to him unexpectedly when he is watching Rachel Ray."

by Abeslinger January 4, 2011

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