In football, a perfect hat-trick is when a player scores 3 times in a game, one with his left foot, one with his right food and one with his head. Sexually speaking, the perfect hat-trick is when an individual scores 3 times in a session; blow job, vaginal sex and anal sex, in that order.
- Barry, did you blag that bird last night?
- Yeah, went back to hers
- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?
- Nah, she wouldn't do anal
- Yeah, went back to hers
- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?
- Nah, she wouldn't do anal
by Paul Bird January 22, 2011
Get the perfect hat-trickmug. Also known as a vato trifecta, a cholo hat-trick consists of spraying graffiti, getting drunk and masturbating all in the same day at the same place.
Cholo hat-tricks usually occur at a cholo's place of employment which is most commonly a restaurant.
Cholo hat-tricks usually occur at a cholo's place of employment which is most commonly a restaurant.
by Dognutts December 21, 2007
Get the cholo hat-trickmug. When a single hockey player has three fights in a single game. Similar to a hat trick in which a player has three goals, or a Gordie Howe hat trick when a player has a goal, and assist, and a fight. Named after the Hanson brothers from the movie Slapshot.
Person 1: Did you see that game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't Jody Shelley fight Bob Probert three times??
Person 1: Yup. Hanson hat trick.
Person 2: Yeah, didn't Jody Shelley fight Bob Probert three times??
Person 1: Yup. Hanson hat trick.
by why did we trade shelley? February 13, 2010
Get the Hanson Hat Trickmug. Guy 1: "Dude, what is that mess all over the couch?"
Guy 2: "Oh, probably the remains of another one of Dan's Norwegian hat tricks. Always happens to him unexpectedly when he is watching Rachel Ray."
Guy 2: "Oh, probably the remains of another one of Dan's Norwegian hat tricks. Always happens to him unexpectedly when he is watching Rachel Ray."
by Abeslinger January 4, 2011
Get the Norwegian Hat Trickmug. When you move to California and manage to get caught in a rip tide and almost drown, get stung by a stingray, and get a sunburn all in the same day. It’s a right of passage.
“I went to the beach for the first time since moving out here and I got the California hat-trick.”
“Nice. You’re officially a Californian now.”
“Nice. You’re officially a Californian now.”
by xLonnie July 14, 2021
Get the California Hat-trickmug. by Fat Magnus December 9, 2014
Get the holey hat trickmug. by 11/10 that boi December 16, 2019
Get the dick hat trickmug.