A women who is inbetween two horses and gets fucked in the ass by one and in the pussy by another. Sometimes the horses will take shits in the women's mouth.
by DomSuxDik August 16, 2017
Get the Tortilla Horsemug. A type of diarrhea. Specifically, it's the kind of diarrhea you get from eating at a taco wagon or Mexican restaurant.
I'm not feeling so good, I just ate at the Taco Truck and got a serious case of Tortilla Coffee.
or
I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(
or
I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(
by Caleb The Fly December 19, 2012
Get the Tortilla Coffeemug. The act of covering yourself with hot sauce ( mainly tabasco) naked and jumping on to your women rapping your arms and legs around her and then having sex with her.
The other day i was bored so i jumped on to my mom off the stairs and gave her a nice tortilla roll. She told me to get off. I got my bedtime changed to 7:30pm instead of 8:00pm. Then my parents got a divorce. I am sad.
by Darrin Blakface March 26, 2008
Get the tortilla rollmug. 1. n. Someone with a pale face with many bumps and blemishes across.
2. n. describing someone that is rich and Hispanic.
3. n. insulting your white friends.
2. n. describing someone that is rich and Hispanic.
3. n. insulting your white friends.
1. Guy 1: Man, she is one big tortilla face!
Guy 2: I know, she should wear make-up more often.
2. Person 1: Man, George Lopez is a big tortilla face.
Person 2: Yeah, he should give some of his cash to charity.
3. Shut your mouth, tortilla face! You're so white it hurts.
Guy 2: I know, she should wear make-up more often.
2. Person 1: Man, George Lopez is a big tortilla face.
Person 2: Yeah, he should give some of his cash to charity.
3. Shut your mouth, tortilla face! You're so white it hurts.
by OhYeahRege April 6, 2009
Get the Tortilla Facemug. this is the act of three boys discovering their homosexuality with each other in a public college study lounge
Alex, Blake and Nathan are studying together in a study lounge, they all express that they are gay. Two girls walk by and overhear the conversation, they tell the boys they have just had a tortilla mudflap.
by Supa Hottie February 24, 2007
Get the tortilla mudflapmug. After a late night of drinking you go to taco bell. In the morning hangover period you shit the bed and wrap up the blankets. This then creates the tortilla.
by Dr. Shoemaker May 15, 2010
Get the Angry tortillamug. A chain of epic Tex-Mex restaurants on the East Coast notorious for having excessive amounts of lewdly named hot sauce, handing out free Pop-Tarts, putting the words "Darn Tasty!" in front of menu items, and shouting "Yee-Ha!"
A perfect match for anyone who loves somewhere wacky, somewhere fun, and somewhere with (yup, I'm gonna say it) Darn Tasty Food.
A perfect match for anyone who loves somewhere wacky, somewhere fun, and somewhere with (yup, I'm gonna say it) Darn Tasty Food.
Have you been to the restaurant California Tortilla? Instead of a bell to ring for service they have a squirt gun.
by SoundVsVision January 16, 2011
Get the California Tortillamug.