Tor

Tor is Knut hermann’s dad and alongside gunn he tortures the poor boy by mainly killing his beloved høna and sometimes by locking him in the basement to starve.

Tor served in the USSR as elite commander on the east front where he survived 7 shots to the head and 2 tank shots.

He also has a very squeaky voice.

Haha I’m torturing this chicken like I’m Tor

by HaterBortennis69 August 11, 2020

Tor

This guy FUCKS. If this guy visits you in your house he might just fuck your mother without you even noticing.

Oh, did i mention? This guy has a world record in having the THICKEST dick in the whole world.

"Hey should we meet up with Tor?"
"Nah, he will just bang the shit out of our girls"

by Heyjonasmothernicetomeetyahehe November 23, 2021

Tor

Tor Is a very handome and sweet boy, people named Tor are mostly from South Sudan and are normally tall and very strong. A Tor is a good friend/bf to be with because if your on his good side then your in good hands and will never get into trouble.

Person #1: I think i have a crush on tor
Person #2 you have no chance with him
Person #1 its worth a shot
Person #3 (Tor) Helloo? I am standing right here i can hear you
Person#1 AHHHH

by urbanboy96 April 6, 2023

Uffe Tor

Uffe Tor is the FIFA god, or currently the EA FC god. Never disrespect him. If you ever find yourself with a 82 rated cb and a 79 rated cm, I would highly recommend for you the next time when you have a big pack (55k pack or higher) to try get down on your knees, close your hands together and repeat this... "Please Uffe Tor, give me the power, give me the dynamism, diminish the weakness and give me a player with potency." After this your life will get fixed.

Me - "Yo bro"
Bro - *sigh* "what?"
me - "Let me guess,your team is bad, you have a good pack and you know that it will be a 83 rated Enzo Fernandez?"
Bro - "How did you know?"
Me - Pray to Uffe Tor"
*Bro prays to Uffe Tor*
Bro - "France... STRIKER! PSG!!!!! MBAPPE OMFG!!!! YEEES! THANKS UFFE TOR I LOVE YOU!!!!!"

by Harpovich November 21, 2023

Tor arne

UGLY mean mf that dosent care abt any other peoples feelings

Tor Arne is a mean mf

by SHUT THE FUGG UP SONDRE November 22, 2021

Tor

Sexy giant man with a 8 inch penis that will penetrate 2 women at the same time, he is also a intellectual .

I wish that i could get with tor.

by cadeenn September 4, 2022

Tor-Helge

A guy that gets all the pussy, gets so much pussy that he has the username "pussyslayer69" reserved.
A real G, all woman would fuck him.

"Oh did you guys see Tor-Helge, that six-pack is fukin fab"

"Tor-Helge is the best sex-partner I've had"

by emrik gorbachov February 25, 2021