Uffe Tor is the FIFA god, or currently the EA FC god. Never disrespect him. If you ever find yourself with a 82 rated cb and a 79 rated cm, I would highly recommend for you the next time when you have a big pack (55k pack or higher) to try get down on your knees, close your hands together and repeat this... "Please Uffe Tor, give me the power, give me the dynamism, diminish the weakness and give me a player with potency." After this your life will get fixed.
Me - "Yo bro"
Bro - *sigh* "what?"
me - "Let me guess,your team is bad, you have a good pack and you know that it will be a 83 rated Enzo Fernandez?"
Bro - "How did you know?"
Me - Pray to Uffe Tor"
*Bro prays to Uffe Tor*
Bro - "France... STRIKER! PSG!!!!! MBAPPE OMFG!!!! YEEES! THANKS UFFE TOR I LOVE YOU!!!!!"
Bro - *sigh* "what?"
me - "Let me guess,your team is bad, you have a good pack and you know that it will be a 83 rated Enzo Fernandez?"
Bro - "How did you know?"
Me - Pray to Uffe Tor"
*Bro prays to Uffe Tor*
Bro - "France... STRIKER! PSG!!!!! MBAPPE OMFG!!!! YEEES! THANKS UFFE TOR I LOVE YOU!!!!!"
by Harpovich November 21, 2023
by Cammed Scat Pack August 09, 2018
Someone who ostensibly is there to help you, but ends up being more of a pain-in-the-you-know-what than a benefit.
Parents need to learn to "back off" sometimes and let their children make their own choices when it would safe/moral to do so; said well-meaning adults don't want to be viewed by their offspring as tor-mentors.
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
Their team is a loosing by five points and its the last quarter of the match! Thats a nine on the "Rekt'd-tor scale".
by DrStrangewolf August 27, 2015
Tor is Knut hermann’s dad and alongside gunn he tortures the poor boy by mainly killing his beloved høna and sometimes by locking him in the basement to starve.
Tor served in the USSR as elite commander on the east front where he survived 7 shots to the head and 2 tank shots.
He also has a very squeaky voice.
Tor served in the USSR as elite commander on the east front where he survived 7 shots to the head and 2 tank shots.
He also has a very squeaky voice.
by HaterBortennis69 August 12, 2020
Tor Is a very handome and sweet boy, people named Tor are mostly from South Sudan and are normally tall and very strong. A Tor is a good friend/bf to be with because if your on his good side then your in good hands and will never get into trouble.
Person #1: I think i have a crush on tor
Person #2 you have no chance with him
Person #1 its worth a shot
Person #3 (Tor) Helloo? I am standing right here i can hear you
Person#1 AHHHH
Person #2 you have no chance with him
Person #1 its worth a shot
Person #3 (Tor) Helloo? I am standing right here i can hear you
Person#1 AHHHH
by urbanboy96 April 07, 2023
It's a phrase used in sympathy or in sarcasm to reply to a person or situation with misfortune. When you do something that causes you to fail or something bad to happen or to be made fun of in a personal way. commonly goes hand in hand with a fist covering the mouth in symathetic embarrasment towards the person being made fun of or ridiculed. Often followed by the word "dard".
by Fat N1Gg@ July 17, 2023