Tonka

Another word for a 1,000$ (A.K.A a band)

Question: So how much was it?

Answer: Bro that shit was two tonkas!

by Capzilllaa December 26, 2022

Tonka

Term coined by Yeat, the greatest literary genius of all time

I pull up in my Tonka

by Turtleviolater269 September 26, 2022

tonka

Tonka is the stongest person that you will meet physically, hes sometimes quiet and few to words. Sometimes he has more energy to control. He seems to not care sometimes when he does the most and breaks when hes lover leaves. Hes very hard to understand sometimes. He has a very "tonka" like dick thats big and stong.

Person 1 "tonkas the stongest guy ever and hes so strange"

by samcambam March 13, 2019

TAKING IT IN THE TONKA

The act of getting ass plowed by another he or she or he-she. This also refers to consuming narcotics by cramming them up your poop shoot.

My Tinder date be taking it in the Tonka. She ain’t gonna be walking straight for a week.

Also reference :

I took a Perc in the Tonka, that’s it money.

by Marion Cobretti Esq. November 22, 2022

wanka tonka

idk

wanka tonka is a racial slur referring to those who come from outer space

by peter griffin's communist twin May 14, 2019

Wonka Tonka

A big titty bitch with a ugly face

Nick: Bro I fucked this female yesterday with some big ass tits but her face was ugly

Rick: You just fucked a Wonka Tonka bro

by BigzaddyR May 3, 2021

Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

by Lil2high July 21, 2024