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Tobias

"Whos that crackhead lizard"
"Thats Tobias"
by hatie-natie May 21, 2019
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Tobias

Tobias loves anime and even wears anime shirts he is an amazing person and is a great friend.
Tobias is so nice
by Boooty cheeks December 5, 2019
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Tobias John W

The first man in history to have sex with a million women at once
Omg is that Tobias John W? Heard he is the Abba of humanity
by Camoflauge4 December 9, 2019
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Tobias Karl

Gets facials on the daily. He sooo gay. Takes dick also. Booty buster.
Person 1.“Wooooa don’t be gay or you will turn into Tobias Karl”
Person 2.”Yea dude I’ll rather KILL MYSELF then be associated with that Cotten Picking, Dick Licking, Rim Jobbing nigga coon bitch ass bastard”
The Pope. “Yea don’t be that gay bitch”
by 11785 May 1, 2019
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Tobias pik

Tobias pik is so big and nice. All the girls love it
Omg i wish i had Tobias pik, its so nice.

I saw Tobias pik today, it was so huge.
by Tob- May 3, 2019
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Tobias Juul

A man with a 2 centimeter penis who invented the fork.
"Oh do you not know Tobias Juul? He invented the fork and has a 2 centimeter long penis."
by peppethegreat May 9, 2019
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Tobias Hansen

The very definition of a loser, this person is the saddest person alive. some say that you will end up with a severe depression after being in contact with this being.
You see that guy over there? He is such a Tobias Hansen, ugh!
by TheRealpseudoboss September 16, 2019
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