Taking me the fuck out

When the sheer audacity of something has you ctfu.

Popularized Twitch streamer NickDominates.

This new Lilsimsie video is taking me the fuck out.

That angry Karen in Walgreens at checkout took me tf out. That shit was funny asf.

by Carmen Winstead March 3, 2022

honkey tonking

Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.

"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.

by Voneville September 7, 2005

taking the piss

Making fun of something or someone

Hey, Jim, you're fat.
No, I'm not!
Naw, you're not really fat; I was just taking the piss.

by mapleLeaf October 21, 2003

toating

verb. holding on to something ; carrying

(caribbean slang)

Stop toating feelings, you know I love yuh baby!

by Swaggmonster101 July 1, 2012

taking without asking

taking something without asking permission is effectively stealing, especially if the person committing the act has no intention of replacing what is taken.

food from my shelf was taken without my being asked, this is clearly an act of stealing.

"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."

taking without asking is not cool

by the moralist January 4, 2012

Taking a Dale

getting angry at someone for no apparent reason

all i was doing was humming a tune and he started taking a dale

by anonymouse1 October 11, 2007

Taking a Tucker

Having an especially satisfying bowel movement. Can also just mean taking a shit. Named after a man that has bowel movements over 10 times a day.

"I just took a Tucker and I feel better already". It can also be used when experiencing pain. "My stomach is killing me, I think I need to take a Tucker". I'm "taking a Tucker" and somebody comes in and interupts me!

by MMABOY February 4, 2010