anal toejam

The sexual act of securely fitting one's right foot up the anus of a lover. Term derived from both the substance transferred from the toe to the anus, and from the act of forcing the toe into the anus, itself.

I tend to avoid confrontation, so instead of breaking up with my girl, I just spun her around, gave her the old anal toejam and sent her packing. Needless to say, she got the message.

by sasquatch johnson February 11, 2006

thegamer1to9

God

"Who is thegamer1to9"

"He is God"

by thegamer1to9 October 28, 2019

toejam

The art of inserting one's big toe into another's anus for pure pleasure.

"Did you toejam her last night?"
"Nah, bro. She didn't have any nail clippers at her house I could use first."

"I'm really into toejamming."
"Sweet, just let me take my sock off."

by Romeo's lover & the blonde one January 1, 2012

Spread the Jam

If you say or do something that a living person would disapprove of, you cause that person to "spread the jam." This is similar to having someone "roll in their grave" except for when the person is alive.

If you eat beef, you make Oprah spread the jam.

by Josh Goldston October 28, 2006

Toejam

Proper noun: Toejam McFly- fetish model working primarily through myspace, specializing in WAM, and foot fetishes.

Toejam has huge monkey feet- she can even write with them.

by f00tlvr September 23, 2009

thenamesauthority

Is a good man who creates lots of good "communities" on the site "ROBLOX". He has lots of professionalism and he knows how to make stuff just right.

TheNamesAuthority is awesome

by STEAMWISTLE November 5, 2019

Thejavaman1

Ha Ha, I'm using the internet

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by Anonymous September 9, 2003