trombone orchestra

A group of 4 or more men each simultaneously giving each other a rim job and wanking the other guy of in a circle.

I walked into this gay bar last night and it was horrible, the sound of a trombone orchestra was in the air and I quickly had to leave.

by curswine April 22, 2009

Bass Trombone

A development of the trombone which its self was a present from god to the rest of the world. This glorious instrument is often mocked for having all the suttelty of a sledge hammer and the dynamic range of a chainsaw. This is grossly unfair as when played properly this instrument is comparable to none other. In a band situation the Bass Trombonist is often referred to as the 3rd Trombonist. If this does not cease to continue then the Bass Trombone faternity will rise against the world.

1. All BASS TROMBONISTS are gifts from God himself.
2. I wish I was intelligent enough to play the BASS TROMBONE

by Paul Jackson April 24, 2006

trombone solo

When you pass wind for more than 5 seconds at a significant volume that it resembles a trombone

'Did you hear that fart?'
'That was you? I thought you were playing a trombone solo'

by JEBH69 April 27, 2017

sad trombone

SNL did NOT "pioneer" this sound effect, it's been around since vaudeville days. Dumb ass kids gotta stop writing stupid definitions.

Another dumb-ass definition from some stupid geek on the net. Sad trombone, indeed!

by Reverend Dr. Mycopheles October 3, 2005

dusty trombone

When a woman snorts a line of coke off of the tip of a dick...

I gave the hooker a "dusty trombone" in the limo be for she blew me.

by GYNXT May 16, 2014

mississippi trombone

Sucking a fart of a dude’s asshole whilst jacking him off.

Yo, this bitch tried to give me a Mississippi Trombone, then I sharted.

by Charley’s Dad May 15, 2018

Tropical Trombone

When a girl eats out a guys butt hole and does a reach around at the same time, this is a "tropical trombone".

She got behind him and proceeded to give him a tropical trombone, thus pleasing him from both sides.

by Faloola K Cheezy May 15, 2010