smear the pink

To wipe with a gurgling, strained and pathetic force your penis head across a womans depressed vagina lips, there in lies the pinkedness, whilst looking her in the eyes in a non impressed manner and assuming she wants to sleep on the loveseat afterwards due to the fact you don't drive, cant get her home and sleep on a couch yourself.

Jeffrey likes to smear the pink in the living room nightly.

by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012

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In The Pink

In good health. In the 1500s pink meant "the embodiment of perfection," but the current idiom dates only from about 1900.

Also a very poignant poem by Seigfried Sassoon.

It's good to hear that Jim's in the pink again, considering how sick he was yesterday.

by Zain D. July 8, 2004

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2 in the pink and 1 in the stink

The act of putting 2 fingers into a chicks vagina and 1 into her anus. Kind of like a bowling ball. It's a theoretical way you would pick a naked drunk chick off the floor. You would grab her like a bowling ball putting 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. (pink = vagina, stink = butthole)

Could also be a sexual maneuver to pleasure a woman from 2 erotic zones at once without hurting her by only putting 1 finger in her butthole (the stink).

Our sex was incredible, at 1 point I had 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink.

by Miguel68 February 4, 2010