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Dating the Internet

Dating the internet: Verb:
1. The act of having a relationship with the internet through watching/reading porn.
2. Being in a "RP" (Role play) relationship.. (Some people disagree.)
3. Telling people that you are dating some one from another town, but really.. They sit at home and watch/read porn.
<Hayate> Have you been dating the internet..?
<Itachi> >.>
<Itachi> Maybe...
<Itachi> <.<
<Hayate> Dude.. Get a life..
by Atrum Kyoushin January 2, 2007
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arguing on the internet

A funny image that perfectly describes those crazy people who argue on the net by comparing them to a member of the special olympics. (The other guy defining this obviously does it)
Example of arguing on the internet.
Person A: *Cry cry cry* you are not good *sook sook sook*.
Person B: Take a look at this image.
by Mathew001 December 12, 2008
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Log Off the Internet Day

Log Off the Internet Day was started by a group of activists and thinkers in 1999 to make the public aware of the impacting is making on real life communities. Log Off the Internet Day is celebrated on the first Saturday after the start of summer in your hemisphere on which you are supposed to stay off the internet. No email, chat, IMs, gameplaying or surfing. A time to go to a movie, see some friends, ride a bike, be with your family.
I totally celebrated Log Off the Internet Day and went for a bike ride.

My second life wife got mad because I spent some time with my first life wife on Log Off the Internet Day.
by Joe Iron August 22, 2007
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the internet

The prime example of what the child or grown man will use to say he got something that cost alot of money or got a lot of it
a- "where did you get that gold watch from"
b- "erm.. internet"

C- "how did you get so rich"
d-" ermm... inherited the internet"
by Lumpy the moose July 7, 2004
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The Internet

The Internet... you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...
by .hack//ADAM August 22, 2006
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The Internet

What you're on..
by RiYTKE April 25, 2016
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Law of The Internet

If you videotape yourself doing something risky, you're bound to fuck it up and end up on the internet show "=3" hosted by RayWilliamJohnson.
Any fail video reposted by Fail Blog or Break would be an example of the "Law of The Internet."
by MarkyMark16 July 27, 2010
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