by xochosinkox October 15, 2013

A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off
Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.
by PhrogMilk November 15, 2020

A gay man who sucks on gay dogs and rips off their penises. He also sucks on surgically implanted penises on gay women.
by anus smacker May 15, 2017

Best WR2 in the 2023 league. Bro got insane hands and is very much a cheat code because of how tall he is.
by Tee Higgins August 22, 2023

she/her
“if youre happy doing what youre doing, then nobody can tell you youre not successful” -H.S ♥️
“if youre happy doing what youre doing, then nobody can tell you youre not successful” -H.S ♥️
by holeforkianlawley December 25, 2020

"Did you see that guy's dick in the shower?"
"No I was too busy staring at the other guy's Higgins!"
"No I was too busy staring at the other guy's Higgins!"
by Cousin Mike & The Boys April 5, 2019

by PapaBigSmoke October 29, 2019
