Guy 1: "Dude, what is that mess all over the couch?"
Guy 2: "Oh, probably the remains of another one of Dan's Norwegian hat tricks. Always happens to him unexpectedly when he is watching Rachel Ray."
Guy 2: "Oh, probably the remains of another one of Dan's Norwegian hat tricks. Always happens to him unexpectedly when he is watching Rachel Ray."
by Abeslinger January 4, 2011

by 11/10 that boi December 16, 2019

by Fat Magnus December 9, 2014

When you move to California and manage to get caught in a rip tide and almost drown, get stung by a stingray, and get a sunburn all in the same day. It’s a right of passage.
“I went to the beach for the first time since moving out here and I got the California hat-trick.”
“Nice. You’re officially a Californian now.”
“Nice. You’re officially a Californian now.”
by xLonnie July 14, 2021

When you drop out of high school in grade 9, get pregnant before you're 20, and spend the rest of your days glued to Fox News
by Theamazingkodi March 27, 2015

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by Kyle the Wordsmith October 2, 2016
