Commonly used term for a divorced man who lives in his mum's spare room and has suffered from a regrowth of his virginity.
by Billy Dave June 14, 2020
Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.
Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?
No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.
No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.
by CallMeClive July 02, 2020
Type of person that will think virginity is cool and/or thinks that sexuality themes are sacred and cant change
"That dude sure is a Sexual Defender"
"Mf doesn't think we can fuck before marriage, mf a Sexual Defender"
"Mf doesn't think we can fuck before marriage, mf a Sexual Defender"
by Sexual Offensive July 07, 2022
You're not grateful and I only failed because defense of trans people my about Emma Vigeland and Frankie Tortallini being the defenders of trans people than it is about winning. And they suck too bad to win, so, there you go. It's Trump now.
Hym "They're like Jordan Peterson in that regard. But 'thank you for defending trans people' rings a little hollow when you consider that I only failed because the progressives who purport to defend trans people were an obstacle to success and are actively working to cover up the public humiliation of someone they CLAIM TO THINK is an anti-trans fascist bigot. So, how is Frannie defending you by doing that? And that's what I want the trannies to take away from this. These people you call your allies are lying posers who don't actually ever have to suffer the consequences of failure yet they feel wholey entitled to dictating success and/or failure. Actively bad people who are too incompetent to defend you and failed to do so."
by Hym Iam February 09, 2025
One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.
normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*
by Happylad October 10, 2018
To defend something in the same way one would defend their religion and their god when somebody insults it.
by The Wobbles by Alex Unknown January 22, 2024