Bob the hooker

A gay male prostitute-for-hire that squirts cum into the faces of his fans. The fans love it. That's why he's the father of approx. 35 children.

Jake: "I hired Bob the hooker to give us a good time :)"
Cleetus: "Oh, I need that cum. It'll be sooo warm.."
Dace: "Oh, I'm soOoOoooooooOO thirsty rn, mmmmmmm"

by the_penguin_error_234 August 21, 2020

BOB THE ALLMIGHTY

Bob. Is. For. Ever. Climb. The. Wall. For. Bob. Yes. Bob. For. Ever. Praise. Bob.

Bob is great. Bob is GREAT. BOB THE ALLMIGHTY IS GREAT.

by Abby Icewand April 19, 2022

The Funnyman Bob Saget

A sexual feat by which a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, simultaneously delivering a joke of such comedic proportions that said ejaculation issues from her nose. Closely related to The John Stamos.

Although Bruce has never yet succeeded in accomplishing the Bob Saget, he's pretty sure pirate jokes are key.

by durchhalten April 24, 2005

Bob the Drag Queen

Bob the Drag Queen is the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race season 8. Bob easily made it to the top 3 using his comedic talents. He had a rivalry/friendship with Derrick Barry, bonding over their shared lack of makeup skills. For an example of Bob's looks, type 'Bob the Drag Queen robot suit' in google. You have been warned.

guy : 'Hey, have you heard about Bob the Drag Queen?'

chick : 'No, I haven't, who is that?'
guy : 'Bob is the drag queen Michelle said looked ratchet'
chick : 'Oh yeah, now I remember...isn't she the one who always enters a room purse first?'

by Rigga Morris January 1, 2018

Bob the drag queen

Winner of season eight of rupuals drag race
AKA Big ol bottom

Bob the drag queen shantay you stay.

by FuckMeDaddyONEmoretime May 17, 2016

Bob The Builder

The process of stapling a girls vagina shut and then taking a shit on it and rubbing it around.

Johnny boy came over and we played Bob The Builder and now my vagina hurts

by I build like Bob February 23, 2011

the doodle bob

"The Doodle Bob"

A sexual maneuver where when doing a girl from behind right as she's about to climax you well "NIMOY HOY MINYOY YOY!" at the top of your lungs and plunge a pencil, eraser first, into her anus. Bonus points for the comically large pencils.

Why isn't Tom's new girlfriend talking to him right now?
Didn't you hear? He gave her the doodle bob.

by SoldierOfFortune September 13, 2015