freeze the balls off a brass monkey

Statement about the temperature being very cold.

Background:
A brass monkey is a naval term for the holder that holds the cannon balls. It was made of brass and the cannon balls were not, so when it got cold enough, the two metals would contract by different amounts and the cannon balls would no longer fit properly in the holder and thus fall off.

Person 1: Holy crap its freezing in here.
Person 2: Yeah, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

by PlaceHolder August 11, 2004

what the balls

questioning phrase- similar to:
'what the fuck?'
'what the hell?'
and with the same meaning: "what?"

'what the balls is that?'

'what the balls are you doing, sam?'

by jennyfer55 October 5, 2007

the tits and the balls

Of superior quality, the best thing as in the man's favorite part of the woman (tits) and the woman's favorite part of the man (balls)

"Teacher, did you have a chance to look at my essay?"
"Why yes Timmy, it was the tits and the balls"

by thechodester April 28, 2010

humbug the balls

A phrase used by the HTC EVO to replace "him by the balls." It's a little known fact that HTC's current CEO was actually married to Ebeneezer Scrooge for a short period of time- it's rumored that this is a reference to his favorite form of foreplay

1. What a bitch- she has humbug the balls.
2. What a lucky guy, she's going to humbug the balls.

by Esizzle's Dad June 24, 2010

pain in the balls

In males, when the thing that was a pain in his ass has finally gotten to the point where it has torn him a new asshole and has moved on to his balls. Thus causing the thing annoying him to now be a pain in the balls.

My drug addict son has become a pain in the balls ever since he stopped using gateway drugs and starting shooting up on hardcore shit.

by cantbetheking August 29, 2013

gawk gawk gremlin super nigga balls in my mouth up and double combo 300 nut twister bumfucker up and down maybe even pound triple combo 11000 with a little drip drip from the balls at the end when ever you go to 6 eleven 4002xl3000

gawk gawk gremlin super nigga balls in my mouth up and double combo 300 nut twister bumfucker up and down maybe even pound triple combo 11000 with a little drip drip from the balls at the end when ever you go to 6 eleven 4002xl3000 is the best thing you will ever have some people have it upside down or perpendicular it is promissed yo dick will get bigger by -6.9 inches

i just had some gawk gawk gremlin super nigga balls in my mouth up and double combo 300 nut twister bumfucker up and down maybe even pound triple combo 11000 with a little drip drip from the balls at the end when ever you go to 6 eleven 4002xl3000 up side down on a stair case.

by gawk gawk gremlin super nigga April 29, 2022

laying the balls

If one was to be "laying the balls" to a person, they would be having sexual intercourse, vigerously.

shit yo, I done layed the balls to that slut, Bung!

by rob Norwood May 18, 2004