Bakery Foul

When you offer to get someone a pastry from a bakery and you bring back a bran muffin.

She offered to get me a pastry and brought back a bran muffin — such a bakery foul.

by Nduck May 9, 2021

BAKERY GIRLS

A group of girls who work at a family owned bakery. They create obsessions with one owner and believe he is their god. They’re loyal, loving, and have a unique bond. Remember to check their TikTok comments and your ring doorbell.

Watch out for those bakery girls around your husband. They’re contagious and impossible to escape.

by ZzZz111 January 18, 2021

Bearded Bakery

Slang term for a full pubis of hair around the vagina, and a play on the "bun in the oven" euphemism for pregnancy.

Janette is hairy down there and pregnant. She has a bearded bakery.

by nopenowaynohownever March 13, 2014

seokjins bakery staff

Kall - the best staff member (tsk tsk lies)
Danica - the inactive owner (sad but true)
Dayeon - simp for kath (yuh get into it)
Kath - simp for dayeon (true ngl)
Irene - likes peoples little brothers (WHY IS THIS SO TRUE)
Rita - best head mod (PERIODTT)
Harry - that one trainee that never talks (yeahhhhhhh)

seokjins bakery staff are very weird besides kath and dayeon and rita :)

by kath :) November 11, 2020

open bakery

its the go ahead that single girls all over the place for u to make yor move

you think her friends single open bakery dude

by sloftus April 3, 2009

bakery oven

Like a Dutch Oven, but by stealth and possibly without the duvet over the head. You just catch a whiff, as though walking past a bakery.

The missus bakery oven'd me. I rolled over in bed and thought the septic tank had backed up.

by MC Waitrose Essentials December 28, 2020

Bakery Lady

A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.

I cant afford food

Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!

by NODAMSELS?!?!?!??! September 20, 2022