Almighty fish lord

The almighty fish lord is the king fish and is ruler of swimmy sea. If you do not follow the fish lords commands you will get eaten. The almighty fish lord enjoys eating goldfish and gogurts for every meal. If you aren’t careful, you’ll become one of those goldfish.

Person 1: hey! Have you heard about the almighty fish lord?
Person 2: no. I haven’t. Who are they?
Person 1: oh no. Since you don’t know about him, you’re the next goldfish on his dish.
Person 2: WHAT???!!!

by Leothebard June 12, 2022

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Breakfast Bacon Almighty

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.

"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"

by syst3mselite February 21, 2024

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Tobias: The Almighty Physician

Tobias, otherwise known as a supporting character in the Ascendance Series, is a baka baddie.

1.) Because he can't even murder somebody

2.) He always has to impersonate Jaron

3.) He's actually an intellectual

Person A: Have you heard about Tobias: The Almighty Physician?
Person B: No, why?
Person A: You uneducated being, he is the best character in the ascendance series.

by Honeydew.com June 29, 2021

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Almighty Rebuttal

when one makes poo in the shower, gently moves it to the drain then gets on ones stomatch and headbutts it as hard as humanly possible.

the toilet was clogged so i did an Almighty Rebuttal in the shower

by glassMuncher420 January 13, 2020

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mouth almighty

1) a fish from the cardinalfish family found in the fresh water environments of northern Australia.

2) a term to be used when one has received life-altering head.

“Shawty gave me that mouth almighty last night and I busted in under a minute.”

by Pianoman96 December 27, 2022

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