Jake Stork

Virgin

Did you hear Jake Stork is a virgin

by Puscake November 5, 2018

storking

When you take a picture of a person and take a picture of a stork and then create a photo of what you might imagine the offspring of the two might be

(Taken from Impractical Jokers S7:E1)

Me and my friend just got back from storking his mom.

by PaganRaccoon April 20, 2019

Stork pork

To impregnate. Derived from: "stork", as in, the bird that brings babies and "pork", as in, to have sexual congress.

"My pull out game is weak. If I keep it up, I'm going to stork pork my step-sister"

by superwolf December 28, 2020

Storking

The act of stretching ones scrotal sack over another man's genitalia aka dick and balls.

Tommy was excited because he was about to enjoy a good storking.

by IAreCleverPup November 26, 2016

Stork

Verb-to stork, storking. Past tense- storked. To travel as such high speeds as to be at the edge of one limits of control.

I was storking down that bitchinroad to get here before all the tasty buds were gone, brah!

by Flying_irish January 24, 2018

Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to axolotls to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Sloppy Stork

The sexual act of two homosexual men sticking their penises in pickle juice. They then proceed to use pickles as gay dildos whilst they master bate to the Vlasic Pickle Stork mascot.

Damn, Jamal gave me the best sloppy stork last night.

by Pickled_Penids420 February 24, 2023