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Ritz Savory Cracker

I love Ritz Savory Crackers, they are so cheesy.
by DoctorDum42 January 16, 2023
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Ritzing

The act of crushing up a packet of ritz crackers and pouring the crumbs on someone.
Person 1: You gonna let that slide?
Person 2: No I'm planning on Ritzing him in the halls
by Luccafish February 22, 2023
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Ritz

Taking up their soul and doin up ritz, 666
- Lucii
by Madman Lucii July 24, 2022
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Ritz of certiorari

Requests for appeal of a decision regarding one or more round light crunchy crackers.
If junk-food-craving children are told dat they may not have more/any 7-hole-perforated flour-discs, they would love to request Ritz of certiorari to challenge said restriction.
by QuacksO April 21, 2024
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Ritz

A 'Ritz' is someone who is flakey, has tickets on themselves and is generally inferior.

The origin of this insult comes from the American cracker 'Ritz', which attempted to overtake Jatz as Australia's base biscuit of choice. Due to the inferiority of it's taste, texture and transportability Ritz will never beat Jatz, or Savoy if you're from Victoria.
Guy 1: Jimmy is such a fucking Ritz.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: He said he'd pick me up on the way to the pub and he just never showed up.

Guy 2: Classic ritz, always breaking and disappointing.
by Milkthistlemhu May 2, 2021
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Rollin' with the Ritz

The top smoking game. You and your friends must take one car, get high, drive to a friends house and pretend your sober. Once your friends start to figure out you are high, you must make your escape. Drive to different houses and continue the game. If someone suspects anything, your escape must be as discreetly as possible. If you must leave before five minutes of arriving at the house, you loose 1 point. You gain only one point in the first thirty minutes. SEE HOW MANY POINTS YOU CAN SCORE!
"Dude, you wanna play Rollin' with the Ritz tonight?"
"OMG! I hear there's a party at Nate's... LET'S GO!"
by C.H.R.I.S.T.I.N.A. October 16, 2011
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Ritz

Ritz is slang for Ritalin. Ritz can help with ADHD to calm down and remember stuff and focus instead of being hyper and forgetful. Ritz goes great with booze. The combination of Ritalin and booze is called Ritabooze. Ritz can help you study for tests and do homework and things don't feel like it's either very fun or very boring with no in-between. There's more grey area to work with and more focus, but you got to clean your room, and then focus on your class work and homework. Ritz help with ADHD and things are no longer a struggle. There's also Mod (Modafinil) and Addy (Adderall), not just Ritz (Ritalin). Ritz and booze makes a great study combo and even a party combo. Rum and Ritz is also good. R and R is Rum and Ritalin.

Ritz can also refer to Ritz crackers. Ritz are circular in shape and salty and delicious. There's also Ritz with cheese on it or peanut butter on it.
Stan: I can finally study for the test. Thanks, Ritz!
by HawaiianPunch1 March 15, 2024
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