Der Lil Racoon

the racoon demigod of the trash can. fell from heaven known as a landfill to understand the ways of the trash and cans. Probably has a higher Iq than you lol. He can read write and draw and will give you a lemon in exchange for an orange.

Oh sh*t, the Der Lil Racoon is packing heat!

by Eliteperkele February 7, 2023

kashmiri racoon

A person that is shit at warzone and gets carried by a Bradford brother.😤😤😤

“Ur a kashmiri racoon Broo”

by BRADFORDBOY😤😤 November 19, 2020

Racoon

Cum in a girls eyes so they rub them that hard they have red rings around them then put them outside to rummage in the bins

Just racooned my bird and now she’s in the bins

by Ozwold February 9, 2022

Gargling Racoon

Ejaculating into a womans mouth as she is sleeping then proceeding to puching her in both eyes as she wakes up.

Stan: "Morning Kenny, how was your weekend?"
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."

by Peter Putter December 2, 2017

TTV Racoone

A lumberjack who gets a little too angry at VALORANT childs game and is a noob

Friend 1: Who is the best streamer on twitch?
Friend 2: IT'S MY MAN BLUD JIT WHO IS NOT TRIPPING TTV RACOONE!!! @THERACOONE ON TWITCH FOLLOW NOW!
Friend 1: Thank you bro this guy looks like a fucking lumberjack

by Jason M Grain August 3, 2023

racoon play

someone who is sexually aroused by having sex in or around a dumpster

"yo, hes low-key into racoon play tho"

by mistwadumbstwa October 20, 2020

Racoon Slayer

1. An early morning toker throwing hands with the neighborhood racoon on the fire escape, for trying to steal a hit.

2. Someone that drop kicks racoons while high as fuck.

Bro, did you see that guy this morning on the fire escape? Man was a real Racoon Slayer

by Gidget68 September 21, 2022