the racoon demigod of the trash can. fell from heaven known as a landfill to understand the ways of the trash and cans. Probably has a higher Iq than you lol. He can read write and draw and will give you a lemon in exchange for an orange.
by Eliteperkele February 07, 2023
A rare spectacle can be seen if you are out late on a full moon in Leeds. Head to the back fields of the York Road & you’ll be in for an enlightening experience.
This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.
Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.
So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!
This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.
Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.
So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!
by TWSS TWHS May 22, 2023
by BRADFORDBOY😤😤 November 19, 2020
When your eyes look realy dark under the eyes from not sleeping or being tired . I am so high I look racooned
by Racooned October 09, 2020
a person that will make you so hard to the point where all your pubes fall off and disintergrate in the air.
by 2019boisdank October 13, 2019
Ejaculating into a womans mouth as she is sleeping then proceeding to puching her in both eyes as she wakes up.
Stan: "Morning Kenny, how was your weekend?"
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."
by Peter Putter December 02, 2017
Dang Darnell you know what I'm saying, you feel me? My brother man, done went and got that Reverse Racoon! Now I can hit that target all night! Like a landing strip up in here!
by dr1x Undernet #Phreak folYfe June 19, 2015