Lazer

It's just the Lazer way. Give it a squeeze, let it sink in said mom.

Learn to plow by feeling the moist earth, it's a Lazer quality.

by Googedigul June 23, 2022

Lazer

Beam of light from a pen

My skeet shot out like a lazer LOL

by Popoopopoo April 25, 2019

white lazers

the act of coming into ones mothers vagina

derrick shot his white lazers in attempt to satisfy his mother

by eat my white lazers September 03, 2010

lazer leafeon

A man who is of quality but it is canceled by his love of fortnite but his love of midas and beyblade cancels his love of fortnite

Person: Hi
Lazer Leafeon: YeH TriN to HaRD

by SomePrick69420 October 20, 2020

Lazer Whipping

Like pistol whipping but with I Kewl light up gun that both looks and sounds futuristic.

Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"

Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"

Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"

Person 2: "Hahahahaha

by GAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU January 27, 2011

Lazer Guy

A pleb that plays Xbox with Aivariux who is an absolute swaglord who totally does sex a lot (trust me)

Person 1:”who’s that neek who looks like a malnourished acorn?”
Person 2:”that’s just Lazer Guy don’t worry”

by Aivariux April 17, 2022

Lazerating

The human ability to smear ones lips with chapstick, or some sort of lubricant. Wich in turn, makes them feel better. Alot better.

Hold on a sec, putting the phone down..im lazerating.

by Alice IssaBell Wonderland April 20, 2010