When using the internet becomes so much a part of your daily life IRL that you start forming preferences to the things you enjoy doing on the internet.

It is your new life, therefore it gets its own hobbies.
My Internet Hobby(s): Learning about food on wikipedia, watching videos of cute animals, reading fetish news and window-shopping on ebay.
by Randomflyingpigeons April 7, 2014
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When you are slamming your genitals into random objects for fun.
Hobby humping is a fun activity to do with your friends.
by thehobbyhumper January 29, 2019
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A retail chain of arts and crafts stores based in Oklahoma City, AND IS AN ABSOLUTE BLASPHEMY. It's every Christian's wet dream came true that they're too scared to admit. They have 460 stores in 39 states, and they're so religious, it isn't even funny. They are Michael's top competition. Full of Christians who try and sell you religious products, even though it's an arts and crafts stores. This place is absolute hell to work at too, no pun intended. You get crazy bible thumpers screaming at you all the time. The only good thing about working there is the $8.50 an hour starting wage if you're part-time, and not having to work on Sundays.
"I'm out of glue, let's go to Hobby Lobby and buy some more!"
"I dunno about that, they're really religious. They might try and convert us in there or something."
by blondie014 September 26, 2011
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when you stick panties in a girls ass (like a horse tail) and use another pair around her neck like reins (for choking) and then go at it doggy style.
last night i rode the hobby horse.
by rob sean August 4, 2007
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When a guy has multiple women on the go but commits to none of them fully. They could be 'friends.' None of the relationships are meant to be serious or long-term.
"So, one of your hobby bitches called."
"She's just another one of your hobby bitches."
by naughty gnat March 15, 2020
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To make a hobby of helping others shop for items pertaining to your own hobbies or special interests.
Since she was a bicycle enthusiast, she liked to hobby shop for good deals on bikes for friends or family.
by BjlOwens June 4, 2017
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This act includes, but is not limited to the following:

1.) (v) Hiding the salami.
2.) (v) Having your head in your boyfriends ass.
3.) (n) tucking your balls in your ass, or the ass of a stranger, or cellmate.
"you look pretty bad timme, were you riding the hobby horse agian?"

Timme-"Forgive me father for I have sinned.... I have done horrible things......
Priest-"Stop riding the hobby horse you chauncer, and God will forgive you."
by VP moons December 21, 2005
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