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Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023
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Arctic Groundhog

The act of freezing your poop and sticking it up a male/female butt hole, for sexual pleasure.
Haley: So what did you and Tom do last night??
Claire: Well we were first making out but then i told him that i wanted an Arctic Groundhog.
Haley: What the hell is that?! That sounds amazing!!
Claire: Oh...,it was
by AZ-maattack August 23, 2011
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Groundhogging

Verb
1. The cycle of matching with and dating the same types of people - and constantly feeling underwhelmed.

2. Syn.: Being closed-minded/ inviting date fails.
'Singles are stuck in a ‘groundhogging’ cycle. The same type. The same results. Again and again.'
by Dating Trends February 7, 2022
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Dirty Groundhog

The act of digging a hole and putting famous celebrity will Smith inside and burying him head first, then pulling down his pants and inserting maggots and worms into his asshole. Followed by calling him "you damn bowling head mother head fat fuckimg peice of hog shit" then farting on him
"I heard will Smith visited you yesterday day" "I did i gave him a Dirty Groundhog"
by SILLYSIMON69 September 24, 2021
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Dropping the Groundhog

An easy task going publically wrong. Especially when a public figure (politician, news reporter, celebrity, athlete etc.) messes up a seemingly easy task which results in a negative outcome. Usually something that should be celebratory, positive, or is intended to make them look good or gather support to their cause and they wind up looking foolish or careless and their intention backfires. Origins: from Mayor De Blasio dropping the groundhog "Charlotte" in Staten Island event February 2, 2014 and causing the animal to die a week later due to internal injuries.
"When he touched all the microphones, Rudy Gobert was sure dropping the groundhog." (March 2020 Gobert indended to make a point about the overreaction to coronavirus and wound up infecting himself and getting the NBA season cancelled).
by WheekWheekPig April 23, 2020
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Groundhog

An animal that has a whole holiday and movie dedicated to it. Most likely a Bill Murray fan. Doesn't take any shit from you. American, most likely. Also a character (Fafa) on the Glove and Boots Blog.
You : LET'S PLAY...no...no...
groundhog (Fafa) : JUST CHOOSE ALREADY!!
by ::horror movie trash:: May 9, 2018
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Groundhog Day rizz

Using insight and information about your target's life, interests, and preferences that you obtained covertly or from indirect sources in order to abet your romantic advances.

Origin: 1993 comedy in which Phil (Bill Murray) uses said tactics to rizz up Nancy (Marita Geraghty). Of course in this instance he uses the nonlinear temporal circumstances to his advantage.
"I heard Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been."
"Shitt, I'm damn near boutta slide to the church down the street, there was just a wedding there..."

"Bro tryna use the Groundhog Day rizz."
by palabraplug November 12, 2023
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