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douche-glide

Those "hoverboards" that only douchebag ride on
Check out my new douche-glide I now don't have to use my legs to go places!
by Dafuqlmao-_- April 21, 2016
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Bro Glide

The action of a man, mostly a frat boy (or Bro) rubbing his male private parts in between another bro's backside cheeks.

Technically, the action doesn't have to be between two males. A woman's back side cheeks can be used as well, which is also commonly known as Ho Gliding or Bare Back Grinding.
"I got a six pack of natty ice! Let's bro glide!"

"Who's up for a game of, who can bro glide the best without bro'ing your load?"
by Spazztaz March 1, 2010
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hyper glide

When you intentionally hydroplane across a section of water, as to glide across it.
Better hold on cuz we are about to HYPER GLIDE across this puddle!
by Dareld Dewme November 16, 2023
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Freudian Glide

Ex: You're gf calling me Daddy.

Your Girl friend Can Freudian Glide her lips 💋 better than your mom.
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ghetto glide

the ghetto glide is a place in atlanta georgia , in decatur . it’s ghetto , like literally 😂. so i call it “ghetto glide”
hey , wanna go to the golden glide ?
no , it’s actually the ghetto glide 😐
by kiah m May 5, 2021
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Homie Gliding

Created by two bored cell mates at Pelican Bay. The act of bonding between two bored male friends. Gliding and sliding must not involve penetration. The use of lube is optional but fun is mandatory.
Gentlemen, homie gliding must be done responsibly......
by Slip and slide September 26, 2020
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A-glide

Short for ADHD glide, to quickly walk from one point to another taking the shortest line possible, often resulting in hitting shins, hips, shoulders, etc. on things like desks, bed frames, wall corners, tables, etc.
I was going from my bedroom to the fridge with an a-glide and I almost made it, but I clipped my hip on the kitchen table and died.
by FireStxr February 8, 2024
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