by The r4p3r November 8, 2014

yea you see dat dude over there with all them 12 year olds aint he like 16. FEASTER!!! thats his feeding grounds.
by KiddAkaDaAce January 7, 2008

Canned cat food. The primary ingredient of Russian ethic foods since the second world war era, in which Americans helicoptered cat food into the Soviet Union as a joke. Stalin was said to have been so impressed with its quality that he instituted it as a national delicacy.
by Combinatoric April 1, 2017

Verb. A sexual encounter when the woman is on all fours. The man dresses in a panda suit and places a dollop of peanut butter on her anus and then cuts a line of wasabi along the crack of the buttocks. He assumes the position behind her and then in a quick single movement, licks the peanut butter and snorts the wasabi through a bamboo shoot, then penitrates her. He then sees how long he can perform before his face burns off.
One Sunday evening, Jody had to give Rebecca a Pekingese Feast to hold her over till after the Furry Convention.
by inkandglitter September 25, 2011

Common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. Often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. Of little or no relation to the cat food.
Cyndi Lauper says, "Oh, girls just wanna have fun..."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"
Jim Henson says, "Kermit the Frog was meant to be black."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"
Mark says, "Me and Danny are going on a sexual date."
Crystal replies, "Fancy feast!"
You reply, "Fancy feast!"
Jim Henson says, "Kermit the Frog was meant to be black."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"
Mark says, "Me and Danny are going on a sexual date."
Crystal replies, "Fancy feast!"
by Daniel of New York April 24, 2008

When you feverishly eat a girl's vagina while she drives. It is a lot like roadhead, but less fun for all parties involved.
"I gave her a crossroad feast to satisfy her appetite for tongue."
"If we are going to have a crossroad feast don't drip on the seat."
"That crossroad feast turned out to be a potluck."
"If we are going to have a crossroad feast don't drip on the seat."
"That crossroad feast turned out to be a potluck."
by DirtyBoy916 December 7, 2012

Andrew- Im tryna hit the cabin feast
Bailey- thats where all the rich kids goin
Andrew- we gotta try to get into the cabin feast
Bailey- thats where all the rich kids goin
Andrew- we gotta try to get into the cabin feast
by FormerKlanMember June 17, 2023
