The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.

Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.

by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019

2 guys clenching their fist

It means both men like to have cum on their faces on a daily basis

2 guys clenching their fist

by Huang222773 May 6, 2022

clenching

Kaeya was a man of honor and pride, he hated being wrong and hated admiting defeat….thats why that night he was clenching harder than ever

Kaeya was clenching his Kaeyussy

by british apologist January 22, 2022

Clench

The collective noun for a group of assholes is a Clench. A murder of crows, a shoal of fish, a clench of assholes.

Sarah stared at the whole clench of them and wondered how many assholes one could fit into one boardroom.

by oneanddone2314 March 14, 2022

Colonial Clenching

When a British person either

a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism

And in response, their entire body clenches up

Yeah, Tom heard what Matt said and immediately started Colonial Clenching

by TheSnazzyJacket March 5, 2021

Clenching

The act of sneaking contraband in to jail by shoving it up your anus/vagina and tightening up your rectal/vaginal muscles

He was caught clenching some cocaine by the guards while being searched

by KittKatt420 May 6, 2021

CLENCHED PEPPER

When a female pillion passenger is riding a sports bike with a tiny rear seat she is said to be holding on with her lady parts, or with a Clenched Pepper.

Did you see the Clenched Pepper on the back of that Ducati?

by Clenched Pepper lover May 15, 2021