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the suckncross clench

the act of crossing your legs, clenching your ass cheeks and painfully sucking your excrement back into your anus
i didnt make it to the bathroom and had to do the suckncross clench
by hash_brownzzz November 24, 2024
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clench maxing

clenching your cheeks for long amounts of time for the health benefits.
person 1 “why did you go goblin mode today?”

person 2 “because i was clench maxing all day”
by big brollic ballock basher February 26, 2024
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The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.
Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019
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Caterpillar Clench

In other words the vaigina as a grabbing tool.
We went on a date and I got my Johnson caught in her Caterpillar Clench, no complaints
by The Gitfiddl3r May 24, 2021
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Serbian Ballsack Clench

To Clench Ones Scrotum Until They Hurt As an Excersise
Recently I've been Serbian Ballsack Clenching.
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Check his clench

To mentally evaluate mandems ability and determination to squeeze innit
Ayo check his clench, he ain’t really bout it
by anonymous November 26, 2021
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French Clench

Deadly sex technique, two partners clenching on their private parts as hard as they can, while french kissing, until one of them passes out. May involve urine, ropes, slurry, homeless people, BDSM gear, feces, and rarely : live animals.
- Bob, How's your sex life with Stanley?
- We keep it kinky with the French Clench.
by totus tuus March 6, 2024
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