A more Christian version of instant karma, in which someone suddenly learns that the Beatitudes of the bible also have a negative side, such as: "Cursed are the arrogant, for they will inherit nothing. Cursed are those who hunger for wrongdoing, for they will be left hungry. Cursed are the cruel, for they will be shown no mercy. " rather than "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth" etc.
Adam said Bo was bragging about his new car Monday and wrecked it Tuesday. That's a Beatitude adjustment for you.
by Dylan Thomas the Tank Engine December 22, 2022
Get the Beatitude adjustmentmug. by luigidaisy December 10, 2024
Get the claims adjustermug. Different than calibrating.
I'm trying hard to think of you as a gangster now, I dont want to underestimate you. It's an adjustment, you really were a dork 25 to 30 years ago, but some people believe that people change, and you try and adjust to how their beliefs are impacting everything and everyone around them, as they become their evil alter ego and are no longer who they were growing up any more.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2020
Get the Adjustmentmug. by TheBronk January 26, 2017
Get the insurance adjustmentmug. Instead of using a proper wrench, John used the adjustable wrench. His use of the nut fucker, despite multiple contrary instructions, rounded out the bolt head. Now no one can get it off.
by J 2 tha R O C August 15, 2023
Get the Adjustable Wrenchmug. .9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.
.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 2, 2025
Get the .9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.mug. Amplification of Skeet it and Beat it. When you give someone multiple heart-stopping backshots and then skip town.
by deny_defend_depose December 8, 2024
Get the The Adjustermug.