Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.
EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"
by oobyek March 1, 2014
Get the Tarzan-a-grammug. Tarzaned is a word describing a human being hardstuck in a high ranking ladder that always complains about balance changing in twitter.
by L9 Crew July 21, 2018
Get the Tarzanedmug. League of Legends player that will never amount to much due to his toxicity and degrading of teammates.
by Graf Bukkakula November 14, 2016
Get the Tarzanedmug. Referring to a man typically, but not always, with long hair; in particular referring to his long dick.
by ChexTheCollector January 3, 2022
Get the Tarzanmug. by 🎏 February 9, 2024
Get the Tarzanmug. A term described by the actions of very desperate females who undeniably want a guy (primarily his dick) and are visably doing it so much, they are practically swinging off his dick.
Brandon -- Dude, he has so many girls chasing after him
Jon -- Yea but Danny won't do shit. They're practically tarzaning on him
Jon -- Yea but Danny won't do shit. They're practically tarzaning on him
by NumberThreeSloth August 13, 2011
Get the Tarzaningmug. An ape man who wound up in Africa from England, was assigned Viscount, raised by apes, and is able to literally swing on vines using his bum-cheeks holding the bottom.
That begs the question...
That begs the question...
by MrWhomstDVe February 26, 2020
Get the Tarzanmug.