Tinderize

What happens when you hookup with someone you meet from Tinder

I met Jason on Tinder and after had a few drinks we went back to my place and he tinderized me.

by msdiva August 30, 2015

tigerized

When a gay man with a mullet brainwashes a straight young man into getting sodomized in exchange for Meth/Coke/Crack and an opportunity to take pictures, hold and nurse baby tigers.

I disowned my cousin Billy Ray when he shared with the family , that the reason for his disappearance was that he was tigerized.

by KS bang u April 16, 2020

Tenderize

To purposely drain your teammate's health so they will be killed by an opponent more easily.

Most often associated with a team slayer game type in Halo 3.

"Dude, I just got the most epic tenderize on Skarth with this power drain!"

Player 1: "WTF dude, I died so easily."

Player 2: "lol I was tenderizing you"

"lol stop tenderizing me so we can win"

by ArdeGT February 23, 2008

Tangilize

To make Tangible through imagination

Little Tommy read many works by Lewis Carroll. Little Tommy tripped acid. Little Tommy tangilized a Jabberwock. The Jabberwock ate Tommy and the now the Jabberwock is full.

Tangilize a sniper rifle and shoot randomly from tall buildings.

Tangilize the remote control into reach.

Tangilize a hot chick sucking your dick.

Exercise the tangilation part of your imagination every day of the week.

by NaturallyFresh April 9, 2011

tangerine

When a girl sucks the juices out of a tangerine then spits it on a guys dick while he is doggy styling a hippopatamus

Janet to Jill: I gave Bobby a Tangerine last night when we snuck up on a hippo at the zoo!

by jokerwild69 July 20, 2006

Michigan Meat Tenderizer

A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.

Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!

by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010

Tangerine Nyarlathotep

A nickname for President Donald Trump, coined in reference to his orange skin and his similarities to Cthulhu Mythos Great Old One Nyarlathotep, who damns nations with his rule.

Tangerine Nyarlathotep is a threat to the Republic itself.

by DemonDuckofDoom January 31, 2017