by Splenda_Man November 02, 2020
the act of sitting on your partner's head and stretching your ass over it as much as humanly possible
by butthole re-generator June 10, 2025
When two or more individuals use the restroom for taking a poop at the same time on the same toilet. One sits on the porcelain and the other/others sit upon each other’s laps and do their business between the legs of the individual beneath them. All with the goal of landing in the toilet.
Billy: “I totally have to take a shit!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”
by RalphusFudge February 24, 2023
The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.
Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...
by larryco June 30, 2016
When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker
by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022
by Smoke sesh July 23, 2018
Being stuck in the present and not being able to move forward due to an overwhelming situation which is constantly causing you to lose focus.
by Bar Graph November 04, 2021