Tory lies

Untruths, mainly political. Comes from the English Conservative (Tory) party who were once led by Margaret Thatcher.

These figures are not true, they are in fact Tory lies.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Tory lies

In fact, incorrect speech. One example of a 'tautology', such as an 'arid desert', 'reverting back' or 'stupid politician'. The opposite of a tautology is an 'oxymoron' - for examples of this please see 'New Labour's kept promises', and 'sports personality of the year'.

by Simon Heffer October 28, 2003

Tory lanzz

Once upon a time a Afia called Tory Lanez, Tory lanzz

Wtf u stupid bitch why did you call him Tory lanzz

by Hehehehehehehehhehehehehehhehe April 15, 2019

tory party

A group of public school (typically Eton) educated people deemed unfit for for mainstream employment, sent instead into politics when their wealthy parents realise they can't even tie their own shoelaces at the age of twenty one. Also known as the Conservative Party. Sociopathic liars by nature, they take great pleasure in victimising the poor and weak in society, while denying said people even exist. Funded by wealthy people and organisations with an aversion to paying tax, in order to preserve the status quo that allows them to avoid paying tax. Some of these wealthy people own newspapers which mainly old people read, these newspapers tell the old people to vote for the Tory Party, and this is the only reason they even exist. The Tory Party only likes wealthy old people but the newspapers will not tell them this. The Tory Party is destroying the National Health Service and the old people that are not wealthy will suffer, but the newspapers will not tell them this. The Tory Party speaks to the old people in short repetitive sentences known as sound bites, often referring to themselves with phrases such as strong and stable while making a complete shambles of running a country and selling public assets off to wealthy people at a reduced rate. A successful Tory Party member will retire when they have put enough money into the pockets of the wealthy people and will be rewarded by the wealthy people with a high salaried directorship, typically in the financial sector.

The Tory Party is funded by tax dodging billionaires to preserve the status quo that allows them to avoid paying tax.

by ash67 December 22, 2017

Tory Tears

The fake outrage and offense displayed by those on the right.

The mirror image of the noises leftie snowflakes make when also offended by words.

That dick is crying Tory tears again. I'm sure he has a vagina.

by Dic Penderyn June 1, 2018

Tory’d

When someone indulges in a line of cocaine before a meal and cannot eat as a result.

Nathan just Tory’d his meal.

by Andosmate July 1, 2018

Tory Wasted

When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must have a BAC level of .34 or higher in order to be consider into this prestigious club where only a small handful of people have had the opportunity to reach.

I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.

Let's get Tory Wasted and do crazy things!

by asu1 September 27, 2011