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Tobias Kristjansen

It is a really sexy man and he has a Huge dick
wow are you tobias kristjansen

yeah how did you know

you have a huge dick and you are so sexy
by mads grosen November 8, 2018
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Tobias

Tobias is the type of guy to paint himself blue to try get into the blue man group
Michael: You haven’t auditioned yet?

Tobias: Oh no no I’m not in the group yet no I’m afraid I just blue myself
by Uselessdesk June 6, 2023
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Tobias

He acts tough but is really just a sweetheart. He’s got bootiful eyes and a lean, ripped bod. His goofiness can be annoying but makes life fun. He’s protective over loved ones. His presence is sure to brighten your day.
“Tobias is so dreamy

“I’d let Tobias have my babies
by browneyes&butterflies July 14, 2020
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Tobias

Tobias is like an old soul. He is smart, wise and gives the best advices. He also has the purest soul. Everybody should have a Tobias in their life.
Oh, i talked to Tobias and now i feel 100% better.
by melikey1111 January 14, 2023
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Tobias mannings

He is a god at GORRILA tag and real life he will beat you up if you touch Ashton or ben
Tobias Mannings is so cool
by Ashton's nan aka toby March 7, 2022
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tobias p

this is just to have a reason to call my freind weird
Tobias P
by ME haahhahaha January 9, 2020
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Tobias

Absolute gigachad who growls in lessons. People with such name tend to have tendencies which reciprocate that of a furry and emo whilst having attraction towards things called ‘lelands’.
Mitch: you see that guy over there?
Lewis: yeah that’s the ultra sus beast called tobias
by Ethan’s secret admirer March 23, 2022
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